Santa Claus gets code of control
LONDON It’s the Santa Clause and its aim is to root out second-rate Santas.
Jolly, Bearded santa claus has been ordered to clean up his act or be forced to hang up his trademark red suit.
“We are trying to eradicate shoddy Santas, James Lovell of the Ministry of Fun agency told Reuters the day after a secret summit of Santas drew up policies for girth, Beard period of time, garments, Footwear and general demeanour.
“Santa is an awesome and cuddly man, genuinely fat, stinky slob, exclaimed Lovell, Whose agency cheap jerseys free shipping jerseys free shipping shipping fills 500 Santa postures a year. “I even saw a Santa yr after wearing trainers (sneakers),
From this December Santas who only substitute for the genuine article when he is busy elsewhere must be neatly presented, Have a bushy white beard around six inches long and a girth of no greater than 48 inches and no less than 46 inches.
“He cannot smell of drink or body odour and his ‘Ho! Ho! Ho!’ must resonate deeply, Lovell added an additional.